Dumfuck

Anybody that can't spell Dumbfuck

If you spell dumbfuck as dumfuck, you are a dumbfuck.

by Chode November 12, 2004

Dumbfuckistan

Otherwise known as Shitsforbrainsylvania, is an area of the U.S.A. which showed it's vast intelligence in the 2004 election. Hence the name.

After the 2004 election it was clear which area of the U.S.A., (cough, Dumbfuckistan, cough) will be destroyed of stupidity.

by Whogivesashit?? August 12, 2007

dumbfuck

an extreme dumbass
(dumbass)^(dumbass)=dumbfuck

Satish ran into his garage door from inside his garage. Therefore he is a dumbfuck.

by Miga July 11, 2003

Dumbfuck

Someone who is blissfully and in some cases dangerously unaware of just how fucking stupid they really are.

For example most Donald Trump supporters are complete dumbfucks.

by Beaverchaser September 8, 2016

Dumbfuckalitis

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.

Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"

by Cjks January 7, 2016

Dummydick

Someone who is a complete idiot and doesn’t know their ass from their toes

Bro that guy is a total dummydick

by Dominic Dwater June 1, 2019

mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead

“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”

by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019