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Co-Dumper

A person who is inside the stall next to yours trying to take a shit, where all you can identify them with is their shoes. After both you and your Co-Dumper are seated with asses exposed, both will attempt to stifle the sounds of bowel movement in order to avoid embarrassment. In extreme cases, silence may persist for quite some time until the pressure in the ass of either you or your Co-Dumper builds to extreme measures, and a loud disgusting gust of gas is released. With the silence broken, the other person now feels comfortable releasing their own gas which they have been painfully harboring. Usually at this stage, you and your Co-Dumper have built a bond, and will now shit in unison. The first to finish will quickly flush and wash their hands (or not), and purposely leave before the other person emerges from the stall in order to keep your identities a secret from one another. Later on, you may notice someone wearing the same shoes as your Co-Dumper, and an awkward moment arrives once again as the two of you pass by in silence with your heads down, hoping that the other didn't notice that you were their shit partner just moments earlier.
Derek: "Man, what took you so long in there? We've been waiting for 30 minutes!"

Alex: "Sorry, I had a Co-Dumper. It took a while for him to blow. I promise, I began excreting immediately after I heard his plops. Shit, don't look, I think that's him walking by right now."
by NJB85 July 30, 2010
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dumber than a box of rocks

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.
Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass
by barbarino April 18, 2005
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Dumber than a rock

A guy named Michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid shit.
Michael: How do you spell "sexist"
Me: You're dumber than a rock
by 093707053 July 3, 2018
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Dutler

When your dad has no job and you treat him like your butler
Hey Dutler make me some F-ing French toast
by Offender40 October 30, 2019
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dumber than dumb

Willfully refusing to use common sense and good judgement. Taking an already poor idea and taking it to the extreme.
On Halloween, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge acting, dumber than dumb, dressed up as exploding twin towers, without sympathy to the 2,977 victims of a terrorist attack at the World Trade Center in NYC on 9/11/2001 at Rosie's Club in Chester, UK. The costumes of the two girls featured the North and South Towers with paper representing fire and smoke protruding from the buildings which where made to appear as short mini-dresses.
by A pissed-off New Yorker November 11, 2013
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dumb and dumber

A movie, but not just any movie, produced in 1996 by New Line Home Entertainment that is 113 minutes of pure enjoyment. The plot line is a magical duo and their cross country trip to return a breifcase to its rightful owner. This movie is full of cooky mishaps, moronic confusion, and just pure hillarious-ness. An unrated version has recently been re-released with never before seen footage. This is unarguably the greatest movie of all time and has had fans as slaves since the day of the release. Should certainly be reguarded with the highest of standards, for it set the bar for every comedy movie to follow. Simply Brilliant.
Hey, have you seen Dumb and Dumber!?

Yeah man, of course! I pissed my pants twice!
by Excusemeflo x August 30, 2006
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dumperdimple

The small indentation immediately adjacent to the anus, where miscellaneous feces and tissue shreds congregate to mingle and breed.
She licked my dumperdimple, and now I'm going to marry her.
by Scrinthorpe November 20, 2013
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