A girl who is very stupid. Usally from the upper middle class, or first class. A girl whose dad gets her everything. OH ya! also is very unintelligant, and stupid. Everyone loves the girl, she is the most popular girl in the school. Yet what no one notices is, she is actually very smart on the inside, for if she wasn't she wouldn't be able to manage the whole school. AnDD the girl usally has a ginaromous mansion, shops from Juicy Coture every other day. Usually love hell more than Heaven.
Danny: Yo dawg see da girl over there?
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?
Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?
Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....
by DannyykOgan October 28, 2011
by The devil herself 😈 November 07, 2019
Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.
Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”
Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”
Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”
by Thedumestblond May 10, 2020
usually a very hot female with big breasts. And never has any idea what is going on unless she is shaking her booty.
me: murrin, I'm going to have sex with you tomaro.
murrin: OK!!! hahaha I love cheezitz and mountain dew!
me: wow i'm so glad that your fine ass is a dumb blonde!
murrin: OK!!! hahaha I love cheezitz and mountain dew!
me: wow i'm so glad that your fine ass is a dumb blonde!
by notlad December 02, 2007
The blonde white girl at your school with the hollister jeans, every color of converse, failing all her classes, and will do any stupid thing you tell her to do
by Someone somewhere somehow March 14, 2017
A white female rapper originally born in Monroe, Louisiana but is now based in Houston, Texas. She goes by the stage name "Dumb Blonde" as well as "Dumb Blonde Rapper." She has numerous singles such as her most popular song "Realistic Nightmare." Other songs include "Caged," "Cray Cray," and "Monsta ft K-Rino."
by DUMB_BLONDE_RAPPER August 05, 2020
by BoyhoodKid64 November 18, 2008