Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

Dueling Pianos

Dueling pianos is a show usually in a lounge, bar, or cruise ship, where two people face two pianos back to back and play requests for music that they get from the audience. The music can range everywhere from Beethoven, to Baby Got Back! You just never know whats going to come up at a dueling piano show!

I love dueling pianos!

by Beidi November 24, 2005

Duffing

Giving oral pleasure after the receipt of an unexpected gift.

Hillary received a beautiful engagement ring. Right after, she was caught on camera duffing her boyfriend on the barcalounger.

by Opeth1429 February 26, 2010

webcam dueling

Using fake wands and pretending to duel with another person through a webcam.

ex: Dude, I totally beat her at webcam dueling.

by Brenandfriend August 19, 2009

Duffelbagging

When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.

Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....

by Mason McAwesome March 7, 2009

Duffing up

Female equivalent of beating up. Not so violent and involves a lot of pushing and the occasional pinch. From the series "Confessions of Georgia Nicholson".

Jes was duffing up on Ellen. Jes was winning.

by ʎppǝɹɟ ǝןqısıʌuı April 13, 2009

Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

by SirBobbius December 25, 2021