ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

dickture

A picture of your dick

Hey look, Rob just posted a dickture on his myspace, only a matter of time until he gets deleted.

by Jason Lasik October 14, 2005

Ducktard

A Retarded person who has a big upper lip making him look look a duck

Fly away ducktard!!!

by figglewaggle December 21, 2006

Duckfur

The abiltiy to let peoples drama and bullshit roll off of you like water rolls off of a duck.

When the bullshit starts flying, it may hit me but because of duckfur it rolls off like water on a duck.

by jes.sica November 26, 2014

ducktard

A retarded duck. Usually characterised by the duck repeatedly dipping its head underwater, trying to swim upside down or losing its family.

Look at that freaking ducktard. What the hell is it trying to accomplish?

by pukka pockerzz April 7, 2010

dickturd

a dick turd is when dicks are in your turds. you turd out dicks.

Deriks turds had dicks in them, they were dickturds. lol

by the_Obamanator February 6, 2015

Ducktard

A duck hunter who thinks that if they have the latest equipment and black hoodie, they will appear to know what they are doing. Term coined on the Sneakbox to describe the vasy majority of the members of the Gay Blue Site.

That guy has a Jeff Foiles autograph series lip balm holder on his call lanyard, what a fucking ducktard.

by Curt Gowdy May 4, 2012