DICKBAGEL

NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh

by cheeseuser June 8, 2021

Duckage

When it's duck itch, but you think it's an STD.

"Baby, That's just a little duckage."

"Bro took a cold plunge in the lake, and now he's got duckage!"

by bobby boucher jr. April 4, 2023

dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits

Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry

by T.Murray November 12, 2007

Dickbag

A loud boisterous asshole who also happens to be a huge douchebag.

Hey Guy P., stop being a dickbag you kike!

by Bob Baker NSCHOF August 10, 2015

DuckBang

The flipping of the head in a forwards direction back and forth.

Most commonly used when in the company of Jake A.K.A Luvie.

I was Duckbanging when getting kinky with eyes set to kill hottie.

by NatishRawr And Jake November 23, 2010

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

dickbag

a complete dick who cares to much about his public image

A bitchy freshman douche bag boy, who breaks up with his amazing Junior girl friend because he cares so much what people think is a dickbag

by Guptard March 22, 2011