Ducati

A beautiful motorcycle.

Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.

by Elgeoharris December 9, 2003

Duct Tape

Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.

by Ritch A September 16, 2003

Fuck Duct

Any orifice on a female that you can insert your cock into.

Man, that chick had the best fuck duct I’ve ever cum across.

by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019

duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

Much like Google, duct tape is God

by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006

Screaming Duct tape

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

by Lee2bron April 17, 2011

Ducati Dreaming

A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com

Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming

by Josef Campbell January 5, 2010

Duct Tape

If you cant fix it with duct tape, well then you didnt use enough duct tape.

Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: Use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!

by Sherlock1 July 20, 2008