drunchies

(n.) drunk munchies; a craving of food, much like the munchies, occurring after a night of heavy drinking.

Guy 1: Yo man, I ate like 6 burgers and a snack wrap after leaving the bar last night. I was wasted!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you had a serious case of the drunchies!

by KidGudi87 December 11, 2011

druncle

Drunk uncle(s)

It was a poor decision to have an open bar at the wedding, given that the druncles would be in attendance.

by JCROCKS August 27, 2008

drunch

"DRUNCH" is the act of drinking and getting day drunk and shwasty between breakfast and lunch. It is quite similar to BRUNCH only it involves the consumption of alcohol rather than food.

1. They were completely day drunk and shwasty before 10:45 AM due their early drunch gathering.

2. "I can't go out drinking after dinner, but I'm free for morning drunch."

by mat-e-kray April 19, 2014

drunconscious

in a state of deep sleep brought on by excessive alcohol intake

I drank so much last night I collapsed in a drunconscious heap on the floor

by Ashes99 December 29, 2009

cum drenched

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!

Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

bitch drenching

The act by which a man, showing complete lack of moral fibre and control, completely loses it with one of his mates and acting like a complete bitch throws his beer all over him.

"Hey did you see Chris lose it the other night, he lost it with Andrew and gave him a complete bitch drenching...threw his entire pint over him. He really needs to harden the fuck up."

by Little Chopper April 2, 2007

dynch

A creation of a boy named Ryan from the suburban town of East Brunswick, Dynch can refer to:

1. Somebody who is generally disliked, or just an ass, tool, dick, or dipshit.
2. A fat clown's asshole.
3. A lesbian.

Dave: Dude, have you talked to Steve lately?
Ryan: Yeah, hes acting like a total dynch.

by shadowpsyche May 22, 2008