dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.

She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!

by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003

Drycock

The terrible pain in a male's crotch resulting from dryhumping. Can also be used as an insult.

I had a serious case of drycock after susan and I made out last night.

Don't park in my spot you drycock!

by ZTO August 30, 2007

Dry Dock

To turn off the water in somone's toilet, and than crap in it.

Jordan Spiked My Beer with Exlax so I Dry Docked His Toilet

by Arctic Wasp February 2, 2008

Dry Dock

dry dock is new slang for a blow job, cause you didn't get in the water you just stayed near the water.

"dude, i stayed late and she showed up, we went around back and i got me some dry dock!"

by Oz Tommly July 10, 2009

dry dock

The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.

To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!

by Phineas Taylor Barracus January 6, 2005

Dry Dock

Not having sex for longer than a month.

I need sex, I've been on dry dock for too long.

by Lenskii August 15, 2012

Dry Dock

When a man penetrates a woman's vagina without any preparation or foreplay. Otherwise known as "going in dry".

Dry docking is the number one cause of break ups.

by Lucid Activity November 10, 2014