drunkbawl

To uncontrollably cry while drunk off one's ass

Bonus points for blubbering/sobbing and incoherent mumbling of something stupidly stupid when smashed.

joe drunkbawled when he heard cheezy love songs on the radio.. .

by anarchism` May 3, 2009

Drunkalanche

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.

What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.

by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011

drunkmail

The voicemail that results from drunk dialing. Often contains gibberish, cursing, music, random things, and occaisionally insults. Many times a drunkmail will contain 'Guess what?' followed by an equally stupid and pointless phrase.

"Duuuudddde, go watch Lord of the Rings. Your dad looks just like Theodan. It's cuh-razy! *pause* Peace..."

The next day:

"Hey, did you drunk dial me last night? Cause I think I got a drunkmail."

"Oh shit... What'd I say? I didn't say anything about Monica did I?"

"Monica?"

"Shit..."

by astargel December 20, 2006

drunklaid

The act of having drunken sex, condensed into one word. Usually reserved for the kind of drunken sex you will regret in the morning. (Possibly a term restricted to the East Coast.)

Ryan: "Kyle was TOTALLY wasted at that party last night!"
T-Rok: "He must have been, because he drunklaid the nastiest chick there."

by Trish the Dish November 24, 2004

Drunkafied

Becoming Severely Intoxicated, usually within a short amount of time.

Hey man where were you last night? Sorry bro, I was so Drunkafied after drinking that handle I passed out.

by Storm109 February 24, 2011

Drunkaloo

something given as an attachment to the penis when a homosexual hindu baby is born, males specifically

Sonu's Drunkaloo attachment makes other gay hindu males attracted to him
Sonu: Hey Sanjay look at my drunkaloo
Sanjay: OHHHH YOOOOWWDAYYY!!!!!!!
Sonu: Here it comes
Sanjay: *uses Jizzle*

by jiggamancarefreeliving September 30, 2011

drunkals

A personal that frequents your local pub, who is always drunk

Bruce: Steve, we were trying to have a quiet frothy but they are so any drunkals here, let’s bounce.

by D.Mackk December 24, 2019