The aching drought

the act of receiving head and having your girlfriend swallow, then waiting just until the dick is no longer hypersensitive and just starts sucking on the flaccid cock until it is once again hard and then again sucks to completion and swallows

the process is repeated until a) no more cum can be drained b) aching of balls prohibits further acts

oh sweet jesus my balls had where having the aching drought last night.

best birthday present ever mind!

by /b/ anonymous December 3, 2009

Porn drought

A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.

A tough time for all men.

A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"

B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"

by mattsim May 20, 2009

drought girl

a girl that you keep around just so you can have sex so you dont go through a dry spell

wes: man i havnt had sex in 3 months!!
josh: you should of kept kendra around man she was a perfect drought girl she didnt want a relationship

by smooth925 July 14, 2011

Drouched

Very thirsty, and dry. Combination of Parched and Dry.

I am drouched, can you get me a glass of water?

by Ruthie and Rivkah July 28, 2010

Drought Beef

The cock of D. Casadine.

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by YaBoyGreggy May 31, 2015

droughtlander

The desperately long stretch of time between seasons of Outlander, marked by binges of often disappointing replacement shows followed by yet another re-eatch of The Wedding episode from season one of Outlander.

The obsessanach found herself pining for JAMMF during the extruxiatingly long droughtlander.

by GAgirlblue November 18, 2020

Drought Breaker

A person that a male or female who is single seeks out for a one night stand to break their current "drought". A drought breaker is usually an individual whom you have no feelings for, but because of their affection for you or lack of self-esteem they fall back into the habit of sleeping with you on the notion that they might once again have a chance to date you. A drought breaker also leads to a boost in self-esteem for the party initiating the hookup.

Tim: "Hey bro, haven't had sex in three weeks, gotta hit up Karen to break my drought."

Larry: "Yeah man, she does make a great drought breaker."

by EAGameTime June 20, 2011