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Defener

Someone who has a really strong opinion about something, believing that their opinion is the only right one.

The most common type of defener listens to nothing but classic rock, thinking modern music is the worst thing to happen to the world since the Holocaust. Defeners will often say that they feel like they were born in the wrong generation.
Defener: I'm only 12 years old, but I listen to REAL music such as The Beatles and Queen! All of my stupid classmates listen to shit "music" such as Kanye 'gay fish' West or Lil GAYne!! I was born in the wrong generation...
by Dosar November 10, 2013
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dreen

We were at China Palace and the waitress asked us "Do you want more dreen?"
by Mrs. Southwick December 24, 2008
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Defeng

An Asian person, who is very tall and lazy, prefers to live out of sight.
Dude your mother was being a Defeng last night
by The man with a fan. November 23, 2010
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Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent
Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020
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The Crab Defense

We don't have breasts. Let's try the Crab Defense instead.
by Seriously Cheese June 16, 2010
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Always Defending Mugabe

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE
by Shamumofo August 7, 2011
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bath salt defense

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.
You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.
by zharper0 August 9, 2012
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