Dr. Pepper 

Disgusting American soft drink that people only drink because they are too stupid to drink something lacking carbonation. Truly foul.

Let's have a Dr Pepper. Actually, lets not.

Dr. Pepper by Mr Iced Coffee December 21, 2003

Dr. Pepper 

A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.

I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!

Dr. Pepper by Malcolm X-crement December 23, 2003

Dr. Pepper 

Sex in a can.

"The Dr. Pepper was so good that when I finished drinking it I had sex with the can."

Dr. Pepper by Petty Pabloed All Over Himself March 23, 2004

Dr. Pepper 

A drink developed by the Gods for consumption by only those who are most worthy. For the best effects, consume via the rear end.

AWW YEAH CAN'T GET ENOUGH DR. PEPPER

Dr. Pepper by HandsomeBatman July 30, 2011

Dr. Pepper 

A pure soda. This is a soda for soda drinkers

1. It's fizzy

2. It doesn't taste like anything natural

3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas

Dr. Pepper... you make the world taste better.

Dr. Pepper by Chris June 5, 2004

Dr. Pepper 

Also known as the prostitute of the soda world, Doctor Pepper is that soda that you know you shouldn't be having, but once you get that little drop on your tounge, you need more and more till its completely empty at the very last drop.

I had some Dr. Pepper today, I knew I should have stuck to Pepsi, but its just do damn good!

Dr. Pepper by DevilsGrass February 17, 2017

Dr. Pepper 

Mr. Pibb's older, more successful cousin.

Have a refeshing glass of Dr. Pepper.

Dr. Pepper by Stroll August 25, 2004