Dozer

an idiot or someone whos always sleepy

that dozers always half asleep or did you see what that dozer just done!

by Dannyboyo September 30, 2006

Dozer

A man or woman who falls asleep during sexual intercourse.

Old people are dozers because they fall asleep during sex.

by Firefox7029 August 05, 2010

Dozer

A man's penis, generally above average.

Guy: You should come over and let me inroduce you to the dozer..
Girl: I don't even what that means..
Guy: Means I'm about to plow dat ass..

Guy: There's some major dirtwork to be done so back that hoe up on the dozer and we'll get started..

by BA_NB August 14, 2011

Dozer

Big girl, Fat girl, wide girl,a gilr that is about as big, heavy, and wide as a bulldozer...

Person 1 "See that dozer over there?"

Person 2 "Yeah, Damn, she looks like she ate Ronald outta big macs!"

Person 1 "50 bucks says i fuk her tonite."

Person 2 "Your on!"

by fallen December 13, 2003

Dozer

An annoying human being who finds Sex Jokes funny. They post weapon reload animations of games constantly.

They understand this, yet they still do it due to their young age of 12 years old.

Person "shut the fuck up Dozer."
Dozer "SHE blocked me so she sent me DICK PICS"

by gamingcat8999 June 08, 2022

Dozer

the commonly used name for the man known as Trent Lloyd, he is awesome in every way , if he has not killed u yet then you must be cool with him, if you ever meet this totaly bad ass fellow shake his hand and pray he doesnt rip your face off!! tall mother fucker

aww shit Dozer just killed all them for makin fun of his favorite t-shirt

by Thirdeyeaholic August 03, 2006

Dozer

To perform a task while in your construction work clothes.

I drank ten beers and went to bed dozer.

by bjMCAWWW April 29, 2009