doughy pantload

Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.

Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.

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Doughy Pussy

A pussy that is neither loose or tight and has the consistency and texture of dough. Usually very soft and sloppy. Mediocre at best.

I finally banged Melissa last night and she's got such a doughy pussy it felt like fucking a greasy ball of unbaked bread.

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Having a slightly overweight, out of shape body that is both pale and lacks any sort of muscle tone.

That Andrew Marrin sure has a doughy physique.

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When you put a donut over a homeless woman’s butthole and proceed to nut all over it and eat it

Doughy hole: “T: Damn bro, me and J just went and tried doughy holing for the first time.”

A: “No way bro, how was it?!”

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The idiot who everyone has to keep risking their necks to save. Will likely die in a stupid way. Also he has zero rizz.

“man Owie Doughy is such a dummy.”

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A weird name for a weird person.

Oh did you see Floey-Doughy the other day, ouch

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when one has to physically pinch their penis to make it erect enough for use.

Ron Jeremy in all of his films can be seen "pinching a doughy "cock while stabbing away.

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