DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."

by RoninDH July 7, 2006

douchenozzle

The business end of a douche.

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.

by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009

douchenizzle

The ebonic form of saying douchebag. Just as bad as douchebag....but with a izzle added.

See that guy? He thinks hes hip hop...but what he really is is a douchenizzle.

by The Pizza Boy July 3, 2005

douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.

That guy was such a douchenozzle

by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012

Douchewibler

A profession in which you clean vaginas for a living.

Teacher: Timmy what do you want to be when you grow up.

Timmy: I want to be a douchewibler.

Teacher:You mean like Bill Clinton.

by BigSexy585 March 27, 2009

douchenozzle

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...

"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"

by Hanky November 12, 2002

douchenozzlelist

a person that constantly portrays the characteristics of a douche nozzle.

See douche nozzle or republican.

Glen Beck is a douchenozzlelist extraordinaire!

by spinlock October 14, 2010