douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

One who is acting as if they were better then everyone. Originating from the renown word doucheybutfucker its a more pg 13 version. It also represents a larger amount of annoyance or anger to the certain individual who is pestering you at that time.It also serves as a term to mess with your friends while there in front of a girl thus cock blocking them and rendering them unable to get laid

man Fernando im sick of Dontaye cock blockin me hes such a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer.

Ricardo Monteczuma Favela Chirado Heraldo Pepe is not a citizen but he is a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

my girlfriend left me because she thinks im a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

by cj red fuzzy hat gorillaz fan April 4, 2010

douchetastic

the act of being a douchydouch; see also: kayleigh's dad

"wow, i cant beleive he's being so douchetastic, god damn"

by rfizhere February 28, 2009

Douchetastic

an adjective used when someone does something or to describe something stupid, lame or ugly.

1. That hat is douchetastic!
2. She shouldn't have said that about your boyfriend. that was so douchetastic.

by Nakita Kapple July 13, 2006

douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.

Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.

by Webberator June 28, 2010

Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...

His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic

by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012

douchestick

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.

Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.

by chinrest October 20, 2011