Acts of which are supremely douchey in nature. Performed by some people, they may be witty and ironic. Performed by the wrong kind of people, however, they become dangerous and douchy. These may include:
-Being in a Frat
-Wearing Ed Hardy
-Riding a scooter
-Gelling your hair
-Aviators+sunglass strap
-Neon colors
-Being in a Frat
-Wearing Ed Hardy
-Riding a scooter
-Gelling your hair
-Aviators+sunglass strap
-Neon colors
"Bro, let's go get some 'stones and get tanked and steal a couch from our neighbors place bro!"
^^Major douchenanigans.
Also see: Tomdouchery
^^Major douchenanigans.
Also see: Tomdouchery
by FTAggie November 17, 2009
Get the Douchenanigans mug.The king of all the douches. Preferably male, the doucheking rules all of doucheland with a halfclamped iron fist. The peasants of doucheland always have and always will want to overthrough their king because they are douches too, but they all wish to be the biggest douche of them all.
Douche 1: I am the biggest douche in all the land! Douche 2: Dude he is such a douche! Lets make him king! Douche 3: We'll call him the doucheking!
by jimmykabob101 January 9, 2012
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Anyone expressing his/her personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.
The douchenag actually suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.
by MAB75 June 17, 2009
Get the Douchenag mug.an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.
Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.
by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010
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Get the douchenagl mug.Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.
by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011
Get the douchepine mug.A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.
by NSTS55 March 11, 2009
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