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douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.
"That's too much douchekittery for me."
by LauraBo May 15, 2009
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douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
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douchetitanic

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).
John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!
by fem_progress December 20, 2012
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douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.
"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"
by Liteboi April 26, 2014
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douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.
A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.
by nicajima December 15, 2009
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douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004
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douchepilot

A way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.
Rat you could've checked!! friggin' douchepilot!! >_>
by JJ Casty January 11, 2006
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