Douchepark

The act of parking a vehicle horizontally in two spaces so as to prevent others from parking directly next to you to reduce the risk of having your vehicle dinged or scratched

The real estate agent with the Ferrari always doucheparks in our lot making it harder to find a open space.

by Estateplannerla May 8, 2019

douchepickle

A pickled treat often stored and sold in an unused douchebag.

"Charles, you're such a douchepickle!" "Wow, Bonnie, what a douchepickle thing to say."

by Stobyoia September 3, 2009

Douchepacity

1. The maximum amount that a person can be perceived as or containing the qualities of a douche.

2. A persons ability to be a douche

His big greasy 80's hair and ugly polyester suit increased his douchepacity. douche capacity

by Reedicculus September 20, 2012

Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag

Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?

by Halleybug September 5, 2016

Doucheback

(n. ~Douche-back): A doucheback is a form of headwear most commonly adorned by members of the elite social strata of douchebags. Such headwear most frequently manifests itself in form of snapback hat (extra points for mesh, extra extra points for camouflage, extra extra extra points for sports team logo with whom the wearer bears no real affiliation).

Chad: Bro, you peep my new LA Dodgers camo mesh snapback? So sick, right?
Reasonable human: Dude, you're wearing a doucheback. Take that thing off now!

by Philo Rhen October 21, 2020