Interjection.
Similiar to touché, but used to the opposite effect. Douché is used to acknowledge an unintelligent or otherwise douchey remark, especially when speaker´s reply is intended to be clever or witty.
Similiar to touché, but used to the opposite effect. Douché is used to acknowledge an unintelligent or otherwise douchey remark, especially when speaker´s reply is intended to be clever or witty.
- "How's your sex life? Shitty i assume? Today i boned a chick or two. What'd you do?"
- "I went to the hardware store to buy a bone-hammer."
- "oh yeah? Isn't that like a pelvic replacement that allows you to use this bone-hammer as a metaphorical arm that hammers your bone into a chick because your hips haven't enough thrust power, you little shit?"
- "Douché."
- "I went to the hardware store to buy a bone-hammer."
- "oh yeah? Isn't that like a pelvic replacement that allows you to use this bone-hammer as a metaphorical arm that hammers your bone into a chick because your hips haven't enough thrust power, you little shit?"
- "Douché."
by linguamecca September 09, 2011
To be used like "touché" but instead of proving a point it is when someone does something that a douche bag would do
by beatjunkie604 July 28, 2009
Douché (pronounced dou-shay) is an appropriate response to a retort so spectacularly bad and douchey that it brings everything to a screeching halt.
A random douchebag losing an argument resorts to something along the lines of 'You're such a faggot' while surrounded by progressives, thus making things terribly awkward for everyone. 'Douché' is a wonderful response.
by semisemite April 04, 2014
Example1:
Trez: I went to the beach because I needed some sun.
Gweedo: Tanning bed's are quicker.
Trez: Douché, enjoy your cancer.
Example 2:
Trez: Yea I was talking to her at the party, she's got a great personality.
Guy: To bad she's fugly.
Trez: Douché.
Trez: I went to the beach because I needed some sun.
Gweedo: Tanning bed's are quicker.
Trez: Douché, enjoy your cancer.
Example 2:
Trez: Yea I was talking to her at the party, she's got a great personality.
Guy: To bad she's fugly.
Trez: Douché.
by ZomB Trez February 16, 2010
Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.
Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
by newsvava March 05, 2009
Used in the same manner as touché, douché is used when a bro is coming at ya but being a douchebag about it, especially when making a personal jab at you.
Levi: Hey guy, saw you got laid last night, nice job!
Patrick: Oh thanks man, it's been long enough!
Levi: Yeah, too bad she was a porker.
Patrick: Ahh, douché!
Patrick: Oh thanks man, it's been long enough!
Levi: Yeah, too bad she was a porker.
Patrick: Ahh, douché!
by paddywhacks July 24, 2014