that pretty-boy aka douche-erella over there was a prick, he just smashed my shady hoodie and yet he's wearing a fkn murse.... what a faggot. he thinks he's better than me cause he's got a purse which he claims is a man-bag.... more like a fag-bag purse.
by Marlee Bobb January 23, 2009
Get the douche-erella mug.An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). It is a play off of the name "Douche Lord", usually referencing men. A Douche Empress is reserved for women and would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
by WestATLien April 21, 2010
Get the Douche Empress mug.dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.
He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.
oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough
He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.
oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough
dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?
nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?
dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.
nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?
dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.
by almostginger July 15, 2011
Get the dough ears mug.The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
by bry814 September 30, 2010
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Get the douche elitist mug.A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
by Smexy Strawberry July 28, 2014
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