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High School Douche-Bag

A singular person or group of people who wear Northface and Air Jordans, NIKE Socks and Sandals (or similar pair of popular footwear) Constantly uses old internet jokes (Ex. Come At Me Bro, The Game ect.) and "That's What She Said". They claim to be popular by working out, act rude to everybody except other douche-bags or the girl they are trying to impress, play nothing but Angry Birds, Modern Warfare 3 and the newest version of the most popular sports game and claim to be a gamer. Has a need to stand in the middle of the hallway. They usually are pretentious, obnoxious and typically have no interesting personality.

NOTE: You can still do these things and be a good, clever and interesting person. (But just not many people who do these things are.)
High School Douche-Bag: *Walks into class late while everyone is reading and accidentally trip on someone's backpack*

"Come at me bro!"

*Then sits and plays with phone all class period while talking loudly to friends*

Me: *Whispers to friend*

High School Douche-Bag: *Looks at me and says:* "You guys, I'm trying to read here so can you be quiet"

*Goes back to talking about the football game to friends*
by SegaGenocideCD June 2, 2012
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vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
by Say whit? February 16, 2015
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Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
by thats right mofo March 19, 2011
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Atomic Douche Bag

1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.

2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.

3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.
Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!
by Streetwhiz April 20, 2009
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Bionic Douche Bag

An idiot with no emotion towards anyone as if they were a robot, thus making a BINOIC DOUCHEBAG.
by MILEYYYYY April 15, 2011
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Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009
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Douche Bag Appeal

(n.) the quality of being attractive or interesting to pretentious people
Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.

Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008
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