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douchenozzle

Referring to a person that has passed the requirements for being a douchbag and thus has become a douchenozzle.
You are such a douche that I am deeming you a douchenozzle.
by sirconman July 6, 2009
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Douchenozzle

A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.
That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.
by PoliticalBoy September 11, 2009
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DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
by RoninDH July 7, 2006
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douchenozzle

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.
by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009
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douchenozzle

A rare synonym of douchebag which replaces the feminine form of the bag with the masculine form of the nozzle. It is used mostly among certain feminists, along with dickbag, because they prefer to use masculine insults like dick rather than feminine insults like cunt regardless of the sex of the insultee.
That guy was such a douchenozzle
by sappin mah entry January 1, 2012
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Dooshnozzle

The word used against someone when they have physically hurt you.

Most commonly used during a hockey game after a fight. Often used by kids around the age of 14.

Dooshnozzle orginated from a single person saying Doosh. then moments later, another inadvertedly saying nozzle, instead of nizzle. thus creating Dooshnozzle
"Your such a dooshnozzle"

" I hate the way im always dooshnozzled by you"

"You dooshnozzling liar!"
by Chris Reigh November 12, 2003
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Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.
That guy is such a douschenozzle
by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011
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