dorgan

To come up with a comicly bad idea.

Dorgan: Lets release a GPL licenced version of OpenBSD.
Everyone else: Ho Ho, Hang on - Thats stoopid.

by Steve_Isnt_Dutch October 3, 2007

dorgasm

Digital Orgasm. Orgasmic feeling people get when using their favorite digital electronics product(s).

You should see my new Pioneer 52" 1080p plasma panel. I had a dorgasm watching it last night!

by todh January 3, 2009

Dorgann

A living spoon, having a minimum requirement of pot stirring at least twice a day

Tell you what, nothing mixes a batch of juicy chili quite like Dorgann.

by playful Psych April 25, 2023

Master Dorgie

Master dorgie is the most wise person you will ever meet, no to be confused by little dorgie or tiny dorgies they are one of superior knowledge and may lead you anywhere you are seeking . She may also curse you if not used properly she may curse you and all ur children will be sentenced to death at age 18 so watch out and never mis-use master

Girl 1: master dorgie showed me the way

Girl 2: I mis-user her so all my kids died

by Jtich77 January 11, 2018

dorgy

a hybrid of the words "dead babies" and "orgy"; meaning a pile of dead babies placed into sexually suggestive positions

Not only was Fred a serial killer, but the police also found many a dorgy scattered throughout various closets in his home.

by ATDI July 16, 2006

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

dorge

a funny name for a midget with a lazy eye

"lauryn is such a dorge!"

by roth dork March 22, 2004