A label applied to
people who act quite similarly. They do things such as using the
words "
bro" and "fuck" profusely, and it is not uncommon for them to use each word 3 to 4 times in a sentence. Dorfs are considered to be very reckless and
DGAF (
don't give a fuck) about anything. They have no sense of manners or shame, as they burp,
sneeze, fart, and cough as loud as possible. Dorfs commonly drive, or at least fantasize about over-sized pick-up trucks, to compensate for their relatively small genitals. Although Dorfs do not have a specific wardrobe or clothing style, they have distinctive grooming habits. Facial
hair is either trimmed to sideburns or a goatee, or a strange corroboration of both. Personal hygiene is highly neglected amongst Dorfs, so extensive amounts of deodorants and body sprays are applied on a daily basis. Dorfs also have a distinctive "vomit" breath, which is a result of not brushing teeth, excessive drinking, and burping.
Micheal smells so
bad, and he thinks he's really
cool, but he's just an average Dorf.
I saw this Dorf the other day, and he almost hit me with his giant truck.