1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day
2. A complete fag
3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
2. A complete fag
3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded
1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."
2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."
3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."
3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"
by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006
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Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.
I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!
or
Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
or
Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.
by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008
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At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008
Get the dousche monkey mug.A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.
"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"
by Poonjab April 8, 2006
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