doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004

Dooded

to get totally wacked out and high to the point of having no control of yourself on caffein, tends to make everything funny and is acheived by consuming very high amounts of energy drinks late at night

"Ruben was so dooded that he started talking giberish."
"Last night we got dooded on BLACK MAMBA."

by mr.kq122 January 31, 2009

cockadoodle dooed

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011

Scooby-Dooed

When you are too high to participate in real life

That fifth blunt had me straight scooby-dooed yesterday

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

Dooney

In ancient days, a group of psychic Egyptians have a vision there would be a great individual that is charming, has a glorious charisma in his voice. They claim that this individual will show up in the last days of earth, He is said to be the 3rd greatest person to walk the face of this planet. Besides Jesus and Moses He is also ageless. Could be a myth could be truth.

Person 1: Dooney is coming!

Person 2: Where ?!
Person 1: There! There goes Dooney

by TheCorrupt August 24, 2018

doored

the act of being hit by a door while it is being opened.

Dude i just got doored.

by damanwitdaplan85 February 14, 2009

donedergrad

completed an undergraduate education

undergrad? more like donedergrad

by M G January 5, 2008