dobbins middle school

Dobbins Middle School is a school located in the middle of a lame ass town surrounded by lame ass houses. This middle school is full of snakes and weird ass hoes who bring stuffed animals too School. We also have emo’s, children of Satan, Hispanics, and those who just believe they’re above everyone. We have teachers who look like their eyes are popping from their face, and obesity is our number one thing we look for when hiring. Our food is garbage; meaning we get it from the actual garbage at other schools nearby. These schools include Hiram High School, Bagget Elementary, Hal Hutchins Elementary, South Paulding High School and Austin Middle School. We also assign work to already stressed children over break, then give them an anonymous questionnaire given by the guidance counselor asking if they would ever think about suicide because of school work. Dobbins Middle School is a place where we give ISS for not bringing homework, and make children sit in the office for two hours because their butt is outlined in a pair of tight pants. Dobbins focuses on spending the schools money on food for the teachers and then asks for money every week in a new fundraiser.

Sally told Marco,” Dobbins Middle School makes me want to kill myself, but that’s okay! At least I have four things of homework for a day off while my teachers sit at their houses on tinder! “

by CarlosChristmas January 18, 2018

Doobing

Putting a sesh / smoking marijuana / smoking weed. / Putting a doob.

Me and kamal doobed around yesterday.
I was doobing when the cops came off.

by Hash..... March 16, 2021

bing bong hoobin doobin

the essence of hoob mixed in with doobin shnoobin

shming is a bing bong hoobin doobin who floats in the bathtub.

by shnoodifym January 9, 2009

Dobbins maneuver

An act of idiocy, foolishness, stupidity or just really bad luck making the affected look like an 'ass' (ref. Dobbin the mule from 80's UK tv show Rentaghost - mule/donkey/ass)

After reversing a car without looking and hitting the car behind one could say 'That was a Dobbins Maneuver!'

by I<3potatoes December 2, 2010

Dobbins

the greatest thing to ever happen to mankind since icecream.

"who's that ninja.?"
"oh he's a dobbins."

by Juan H Gonzalez February 22, 2009

doobiesnack

the act or process in which one or more people smoke a doobie

Yo brotha, you wanna get in on a doobiesnack?

by nick stivala June 13, 2008

doobish

an adjective used to describe someone who is a doob. it can also mean excessive with a negative connotation. it can be used as an adverb in the form "doobishly" to describe excess in the transitive. doobish actions generally lead to the frustration of others.

i can't believe how doobishly slow she is at getting ready. what a doobish doob.

by Mig-Daddy December 17, 2008