Donnie

DONNIE is a Knock Knock joke that was invented while cruising around our Jack and Diane town :)

Knock Knock....
Who's there?
Donnie.....
Donnie who??
DONNIE MY FUCKING CUPCAKES!!!!

by cupcake&Beezy September 26, 2012

donnie

a Donnie is a dark term derived from the term Donnie Darko, which can explain the actions of an individual whilst under the influence of dark ones (recreational drugs)

Donnie can also describe a person who is hiding hidden agendas.

For example, if louie harbors hidden dark agendas for an evening, he would be doing a Donnie...

Dan. Hey joel u going to math class?
Joel. "No man, i'm pulling a Donnie, and going to plough Hillary" ...

by ket hed November 22, 2010

Donnie

A large ogre type man with big clown shoes and a slow ass mod motor known a the king of stips. Can usually be found backflipping out of races he agreed to lock in on.

i agreed to a head up motor to motor race then dude backflipped... typical donnie

by Teverules March 2, 2017

Donnie

douchebag

She tried to clean up afterwards, but her Donnie was broke.

by lap-banded February 3, 2010

Donnie

A short, old hobbit of a man who likes the thrill of the chase and has mastered the art of the hump and dump. Tells women he has fallen in love with them, before dumping them unceremoniously and giving it the old "it's not you, it's me."

"Wait, he dumped you and didn't even give you a reason?! What a total Donnie!"

by DonnieIsAMidgetCunt January 9, 2017

Donnie

Dutch slang for €10 but also the name of a dutch febo-loving rapper who likes to refer to himself as 'De Fenomeen'

"Duuuude, dit shirt was afgeprijsd, het koste me maar een donnie."

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"Heb je de clip van Tuinslang al gezien?" "Bedoel je van het fenomeen rapper Donnie?"

by bionade February 20, 2017

Donnie

The most fcking retarded dude on the planet, but has the biggest heart. Don’t get a donnie to fall in love because once he does nothing can get between them.

I love my donnie

by Realhotgirlshit05 September 29, 2019