Definitions by DonnieIsAMidgetCunt

Donnie 

A short, old hobbit of a man who likes the thrill of the chase and has mastered the art of the hump and dump. Tells women he has fallen in love with them, before dumping them unceremoniously and giving it the old "it's not you, it's me."

"Wait, he dumped you and didn't even give you a reason?! What a total Donnie!"

Donnie by DonnieIsAMidgetCunt January 9, 2017

Donnie 

A short, old hobbit of a man who likes the thrill of the chase and has mastered the art of the hump and dump. Tells women he has fallen in love with them, before dumping them unceremoniously and giving it the old "it's not you, it's me."

"Wait, he dumped you and didn't even give you a reason?! What a total Donnie!"

Donnie by DonnieIsAMidgetCunt January 9, 2017