THAT BLOWS DONKEYS

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.

Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!

by wudupyo11 December 18, 2008

Donkeymaster

Donkeymaster is the hottest, steamiest, meanest bitch of them all. Donkeymaster isnt just hot, he's also the king of the world. He has all the passes you can think of. Donkeymaster also has a second, not really hot, partner named Pyromania.

Oh my god donkeymaster sent me a picture of his grandparents

Really! Your lucky...

by MY MOM69 October 1, 2018

Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.

I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.

by Dajoho September 22, 2006

Where da donkeys

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)

Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)

by wheredadonks August 29, 2010

donkeysmash

n. a elaborate powermove, perfomed in stopped traffic, that involves slamming into the car behind you to gain the advantage in traffic. Often used to evade a pursuer.

Dude, did you see Delron donkeysmash that narc? He fucked him up! Yeah... he definately got away!!

by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

Swamp Donkeys

A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS

Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No

by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019

donkeypotamus

The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.

There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.

The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public education of the vicious yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.

The donkeypotamus ate my camera!!!!!!!

by dpgraves October 26, 2011