Truimph the Insult Comic Dog

Name of the puppet host of a comedy short on the Conan O'Brien late night talk show, voiced by Robert Schmeigel. The main theme of the short sketches usually involves Truimph heaping loads of ridicule on various groups or individuals with comedic intent.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Coming into Shaggy Dog City

Things are going well/getting good; success has been achieved.

"Business has picked up - we're coming into Shaggy Dog City"

"Did you seem the game on Saturday? Man U are coming into Shaggy Dog City!"

by Steve Steve the Steve July 26, 2018

triumph the comic insult dog

A puppet of a dog that goes around and bashes everyone and everything. The voice of the puppet is a real good comedian and adds-on the humor to the little thing itself. His best bashing was of the Star Wars Nerds at the Rockfeild Theatre. If you didn't see it, someone would strongly suggest that you do.

"Look at this one! Its like, some sort of super nerd. Biologicly enginered in a lab, made up of parts from lesser nerds!" -triumph the comic insult dog

by merasane October 25, 2006

common dog fuck

The sort of common sense that a dog would have. Often used simply as it's abbreviation - CDF.

"How about a bit of common dog fuck dickhead, don't do that!"

by kprice October 27, 2005

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

feel like complete Dog Shit

means to feel terrible

bro i feel like complete dog shit

by lil Riptide September 28, 2023