dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

doofing

Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"

by greatday87 October 26, 2011

Snorkel Dorfing

The act of sitting in a hot tub, or bathe tub, farting and then inhaling the bubble fumes as they surface.

Friend1: So guys how do you like my new hot-tub?
Friend2: Dude it be the bomb!!!
You: Ya man, I'm totally Snorkel Dorfing my brains out!

by Dorf King December 9, 2010

Duffing

The act of living with the bare minimum required to maintain the ultimate bachelor lifestyle.

Those "duffing it", often live in an environment that only a true single man could tolerate. Normal living spaces may be converted for storage of motorcycles, beds may not have ever worn sheets, dishes may be piled up waiting for execution via the trash can.

Oh man Bobby is duffing it, he has a guitar stand where his dining table should go.

by billystalker May 27, 2011

doffin

Doffin is the act/art of leaving a residual stamp on a girls forehead after she has completed a blow job. To qualify as a doffin the male receiving the blow job must exclaim "DOFFIN" in a high pitched scream as the stamp is administered.

Your mum asked me to doffin her last night. But i wasn't in the mood. We went bowling instead. Still pretty weird i guess.

by Dave Brubeck March 30, 2009

doofing

A ugly person who post pics of them on social media and thinks it’s cute

hey look at what noah posted what a doofing

by xoxololl March 27, 2020

Vom-Duffing

The sexual act of penetrating a female's vaginal cavity whilst they vomit.

partnered with the act of Vom-Chuffing

"whilst she was bent over throwing up he began Vom-Duffing her to her suprise"

by RahimTom June 3, 2009