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Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"
Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????
by ThiccBih September 7, 2017
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Dirty Dobbs

A suburban hell located in the lower Hudson valley of New York. Here, kids are either outrageously spoiled or high on some illegal substance. They either smoke it on the trail in the woods behind the school or just in plain sight, because it is Dirty Dobbs, who cares.
Bro #1: Dude did u see that girl at the mall, I think she is from Dirty Dobbs. She brought a Burberry coat to school and said it was ugly than gave it to some rando.

Bro #2: No sorry bro, I was too busy dealing some weed to 6th graders.
by BirthaTheWhale April 23, 2019
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DaBaby

the baby that will turn you into a convertible
You: Oh shit, it's DaBaby!
DaBaby: I will turn a n*gga into a convertible
You: LESSS GOOOO
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Dobby

The sock-loving house elf with insanely big ears and a Pinocchio-like nose.
Dobby: Master has given Dobby a SOCK!!! Dobby is FREEEEE!!

Harry: ... O_____o
by Liv-Liv October 24, 2007
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Luganda and Donbabwe

Name for the illegitimate protostates of Luhansk and Donetsk in Eastern Ukraine comparing them to African countries
Fucking Putler recognized Luganda and Donbabwe
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Dababetes

A condition commonly found in young adolescents, who suffer from the urge to frequently "dab".

Side effects can include severe head and neck pain and annoyance of peers

Symptoms appear similar to Tourette's syndrome, which may lead to a misdiagnosis
Christian, are you smelling your armpit or is your dababetes acting up?
by Geronimo Jackson October 7, 2016
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Dobalina

From The Monkees' 3rd Album Headquarters

Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina is from The Monkees' 3rd album "Headquarters"

"Zilch"

Written by Davy Jones, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork and Micky Dolenz

Spoken words by Davy Jones, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork and Micky Dolenz

A fugue made up of disparate phrases; the Monkees would sometimes enter public places performing it

"Mr. Bob Dobalina" was a name heard over a paging system

Recorded at RCA Victor Studio C, Hollywood, 1967
Mr. Dobalina, Mr Bob Dobalina
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