dumphead

the act of receiving felatio while taking a shit.

I wasn't sure Julie was right for me until she gave me dumphead...I went out and bought a ring the next day.

by 85 May 17, 2005

dimpho

crazy girl who is hilarious but makes some dry jokes and is a boy magnetic extrovert

she's such a dimpho i'm jealous

by brohemiansepb July 20, 2017

dumpharectomy

The surgical removal of waste from the human rectum due to medical conditions ie cancer, alzheimers, and anal sex.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mitchell, but it seems we are going to have to perform a dumpharectomy.
Mitchell: Is this due to my fetish for men inside me?
Doctor: I'm afraid so...
(Cue porno music)

by Mishizal June 20, 2006

Dumphole to chesty

A play on the Axe commercial's "Double Pits to Chesty" a Dumphole to Chesty is an erotic sexual act that involves the male inserting his Phallus into the woman's anus to retrieve anal mud, more commonly know as poop. Then, the male flips the woman over and smears his fecally covered phallus across her chest, giving her a Dumphole to Chesty.

Man, after i fucked that slut last night i gave her the worst dumphole to chesty.

by Collosus the Destroyer December 26, 2010

dimph

a shit end of a joint.
the result of smoking a spliff leaves a brown end, a.k.a, a dimph

"you want that man?"

"nah man f*ck that its a dimph"

by connorbag April 30, 2006

dumphat

Phat is a term to mean "cool," by ravers, pot heads, and the snowboarding industry. "Dumphat" is cooler than cool, in the same tribes aforementioned.
This term was originally coined by a young roommate, whom we referred to as "Nolar," coming home at 7:00 AM after a night of raving. is real name is Noland.

Yo man, that hat is dumphat!!

by lelales June 6, 2010

Dumphass

Dumphass is Just an autistic kid with a lisp trying to say dumbass

John: “do you want my wazer wiffle”.
Churchill: “nah B your a dumphass”.

by Bigdadypayne78 March 13, 2019