deitzer

the act of doing unexplainable things

Although he just bought a light blue Phillies throwback, this mutha fucka pulled a Deitzer and got anotha.

by 215 - north or west July 23, 2003

ditzel

A word used to describe any part of the body that is not ordinarily appropriate for everyday conversation.

"Susan is always walking down the hall with her ditzels hanging out."

by Cecil Moore September 19, 2006

Ditzkrieg

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".

"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!

by Andreafdz June 19, 2008

ditzkrieg

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same

She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

by dr foo October 21, 2010

Dotzer

A crazy person who likes food, jumping, pouncing, the democratic republic of the congo, hopscotch, chicken nuggets, fleece blankets, sheep, polar bears, weiner dogs, anime, pigeons, and other various items

A dotzer often has rabies and eats babies. Never trust a dotzer.

OH MY GOD THAT PERSON IS SUCH A DOTZER!

by themysterynugget February 10, 2012

Dither

In a panic, frustered, or confused. my friend is ina dither!

L: "Omg, omg, omg"
A:" Stop being ina dither!"
L" A what?!"

by Ashley December 24, 2003

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007