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dickpicker

A finger, or group of (dickpickers) fingers that crowd and/or invade without permission. Most appropriately used with the term, JACKFUCK...
"Get your dickpickers outta my fridge, JACKFUCK".
by Troy M. August 25, 2003
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dickpick

Noun. Meaning scumbag, loser, tool, asshole, etc.

I made it up myself!
That guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? What a dickpick!
by ell March 5, 2005
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ditchpig

Yes,that Pamela is from Vancouver;and she IS a ditchpig!
by dh September 22, 2003
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Ditchhiker

(noun). A friend or aquaintance who brown noses a ride to a special event, concert, party, etc., then disappears as soon as they get there.
"Did you come here alone?"
"No, I picked up a ditchhiker, and if I don't see them in 5, I'm going to leave em here."
by myykuul January 27, 2010
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Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick
Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle
by Christownnews July 4, 2017
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dickpicking

- Any plans for tonight?
- Probably dickpicking
by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020
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dickpicking

Tonight I'm dickpicking at the club.
by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020
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