Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs

There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder

by Dr. Foo May 2, 2008

annoyingly distant

a destination that is not quickly reachable by foot or bicycle; it almost requires the use of a car; most people will walk or take a bicycle but the lazy man will drive. To be annoyingly distant there will not be a sidewalk to this destination and it will be in the range of 1.43 miles away from your current location. Often times a country road separates your starting point and destination.

That gas station is annoyingly distant and I need a Red Bull right now!

by specter woodland October 17, 2008

distant cousin

A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.

Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.

by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019

Distant Sky

A Korean Horror Manwha on Webtoon that is single-handedly responsible for half the blue-balls in the world.

"Hey, I've heard Distant Sky is pretty good. You wanna give me a quick summary?"

"You know that feeling of complete and utter pain?"

"Yeah..?"

"It's like that, but per chapter."

"...Why don't you stop reading it, then?"

"You can't. It's that good."

by Prophet of Ho-Oh August 13, 2021

distant memory

a distant memory is a memory that feels like a blur or unreal
it can also mean a memory that happened a while ago

Mom: The memories of the fair feel distant
Daughter: Right, its a distant memory!

by 2wsertfyguh September 22, 2022

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008