Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Disregard Bitches and Get Shit Done

Useful status message to keep friends away when you seriously need to get shit done. i.e. homework, project, girlfriend. Other version known as: "Disregard Bitches, Get shit Done"

It is almost midnight and Jane still hasn't started her homework. "Man, I need to disregard bitches and get shit done!"

by dkstamberose September 13, 2011

Disregardless

Adverb - Without disregard. To have regard for something.

Disregardless of your foot injury, when are you going to see a doctor about it?

by Erinar July 25, 2018

Diregarding

Disregarding someone to the point where they feel they no longer exist.

Usually when people say, "idowhatiwant", they are diregarding everyone around them.

by Devon Parsons January 12, 2009

Disregard that, I suck cocks

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.

Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009

Disregarding the conversation

"Derailing the conversation", but used by stubborn idiots who don't know how to speak english.

A : "Stop disregarding the conversation"
B: "It's derailing the conversation, you retard. Pick up a book"

by cgeiww May 2, 2019

Sam from Disregard

Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.

Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!

by kikikikinomnomz March 10, 2023