Dicklocated

When a mans penis gets moved around into uncomfortable areas, i.e. in their briefs or sleeping nude.

Me: Owch! Im Dicklocated Bro
Mate: Guts Bro, Fix It!

by DrDick February 13, 2013

Discolate

To open your jaw wide enough to perform oral sex on a man allowing his penis to enter the throat.

Discolate your jaw so I can ram my cock down your throat.

by justjulies November 3, 2018

Discolocate

To break or harm ones limbs or organs through dancing.

Jeff has discolocated with his wack dance moves.

by Mr. Lubba Lubba March 1, 2006

Dislolicated

The act of hurting yourself (in a very stupid way) for the amusement of others, usually giving the audience a slight laugh and a few moments of feeling quite intelligent.

Guy1: Dude, did you see that new Youtube video?

Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.

Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.

Guy2: Nice.

by noyouwhatbombs May 18, 2011

temporal dislocation

Temporal Dislocation: (Adj) A inorganic based alteration of time caused by illegal street compounds such as Entwhislte, Woot and CatchBaby.

Love, somebody put some Entwhistle in my J.D. and hell the temporal dislocation was so fierce I though that Joan of Arc was giving me oral

by Hunter D Clopson February 1, 2017

Discolocate

To separate physical objects, typically a machine and its operator. Moving information processing apparatus to a location remote from its operator, or vice versa. As opposed to colocate.

Discolocate: The company figures it will save half a million dollars a year by discolocating the engineering computers from the processing center in Bangalore.

by Mycopheles April 14, 2006

Disfucate

To make a tense situation less dangerous/intense.

The young man was an expert at disfucating situations.

He wanted to disfucate the conflict as soon as possible.

by define2010 January 23, 2010