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Diskeet

Cumming on your wife/gf/fwb without her knowing
I played diskeet with my wife last night - still doesn’t know
by DEBlueballs June 10, 2018
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Dicket

a credential which grants admission to claim a penis for a designated event, amount of time or moment; a ticket to claim some dick; a steady night caller; male invite to assume an intimate position
Go out & have a drink alone. Don't worry, your holding a "dicket" in your pocket for big boy Ed to come and dick ya down when your done having fun.

I'm calling Tom, he's my "dicket"!

This "dicket" ensures my booty call will be ready, willing and able to satisfy my needs.
by ShootingtheBird September 6, 2011
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Desketchified

When something is learned about a sketchy situation making the situation no longer sketchy.
Remember that one time you asked me to homecoming? Well that was lame, so I'm asking YOU so things will be desketchified.
by Ligitly September 27, 2010
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Dicketrie

A form of trickery where you act like a complete and total dick
When playing a game of pool and you purposely snooker someone that is an act of Dicketrie
by JakAthey November 2, 2018
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Dicketh

The mightiest of dicks. They say that size doesn't matter and it's the motion of the ocean and that applies to dicketh. Dicketh might be small but it makes tsunamis while everyone else is in dead waters.
The mighty dicketh is all powerful
by Big boto hammah February 21, 2020
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trink dicket

a slip, usually of paper or cardboard, serving as evidence that the holder has forthcoming free alcohol to be served to their own person or to those they are drinking with.

Named such, by the intended user of said dicket, as a result of over-consumption of alcohol, uncanny ability to make immature jokes or perhaps due to a language learning disability.

Not to be confused with trinket.
V (male) - To you I give my drink ticket. Please acquire for me an alcoholic beverage. A spirit of Mexican origin perhaps.

K (female) - For me, a cold and refreshing Coca-Cola. Many thanks.

L (female) - You`re all loosers. I'll just take these trink dickets and buy myself some more booze.
by The Real V-man (Clad) November 14, 2009
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dicketarian

one who lives off of dick
kerry, jose, and jaja are all dicketarians because they suck dick in the family bathroom at the mall
by elkfgjskfdvnm January 16, 2009
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