disemvoweled

Removing vowels from offensive or off-topic blog comments

He started flaming me in the comments, so I disemvoweled his post.

by marsha fox July 3, 2005

disseminating

1.Spread or disperse (something, esp. information) widely.
2.Spread throughout an organ or the body.

No one thought of making a fortune by disseminating his work in print.
It all went in giving employment or disseminating kindness.

by ScouserNeil September 15, 2013

disembarkation

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.

“I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac”

by Lanslide March 16, 2010

disseminate

squirting semen everywhere; often used to refer to distributing information

Man, he disseminated that shit everywhere!

He disseminated that info like a manwhore at a clusterfuck.

by the Disseminators October 16, 2008

disemvowel

The act of removing vowels from a word in text messages, Internet slang, and creation of custom licence plates to leave only consonants behind.

In order to get his nickname to fit on his license plate, he had to disemvowel it.

by ozzy42 May 21, 2008

Dismissive Cunt

A person who disregards substantial evidence to preserve their biased opinion.

"Why don't they listen to the evidence?"
"They're just being dismissive cunts."

by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016

Disembation

To masturbate with one's severed limb. The removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. Also can be referred to as an extreme "Stranger".

Crub: I heard after James Franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to masturbate with it.
Demecs: Yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
Crub: Good choice!

by ROVR March 17, 2011