Dirty Sanchez

It is when you rub shit across your upper lip.

Hey baby, dirty sanchez for $5.

by Tootie92 December 26, 2009

sneak attack dirty sanchez

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

by thenek July 14, 2004

Dirty Sanchez

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.

he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.

by frappe August 30, 2005

Dirty Sancheez

c.f. dirty sanchez. The act of wiping one's nob cheese on the upper lip of one's partner

Timmy loves dirty sancheez'

by ZookeeperDave October 1, 2009

dirty sanchez

The preferred nickname of Oswaldo Sanchez, goalkeeper for the Mexican national soccer team.

"I was there when DaMarcus Beasley scored that beautiful goal on Dirty Sanchez and the US went on to beat Mexico 2-0 in Columbus and qualify for the World Cup."

Sam's Army: "DIR-TY SAN-CHEZ" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)

by C 2 Shine N C January 4, 2007

Double Dirty Sanchez

Like the Dirty Sanchez but to complete the act to make it a double, the woman (or man) will kiss their partner on the lips, smearing the 'tash onto their lip as well.

Britney doubled up the dirty sanchez I gave her last night.

by JC Meister July 6, 2004

Miss Dirty Sanchez

When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and then pulls her finger out to drag it under the mans nose.

Bob was turned on watching Cindy finger bang her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".

by Mandieet January 10, 2007