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Dirty Martinez 

Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.
Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?

Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
Dirty Martinez by Mr. 312 March 20, 2009

Dirty Martini 

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.
check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

Dirty Martina 

A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).
Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!
Dirty Martina by Bunniey April 30, 2020

dirty martinez 

When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...

Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!

Or your mom
dirty martinez by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011

Dirty Martine 

Dirty Martine is a slang that is used for girls who only have sex with married men to get pregnant, Dirty Martine will later do anything to get in a poly relationship with both the father of the child and his wife/husband.
Yeah dude, you should definitely stay away from her, she looks like the type of girl to pull a Dirty Martine.

Dirty martini 

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
Dirty martini by Byteasc1 April 8, 2019