Dirty dan

A variant on the Johnny Holmes crossover. While nailing a chick from behind, instead of grabbing the chicks arse, the guy grabs his elbows and raises his arms above his head. He then does the look away to the nonexistent camera in the corner of the room.

The dirty dan move is so cool. They should do a movie about it

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

Dirty Dan

During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.

Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?

Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.

by Sly cooter December 30, 2014

Dirty Dan

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and then proceeds to pat on her stomach as if her stomach is a drum set.

"I like to pull out and finish on a girls stomach and then play the drums on her stomach"

"You should call that a Dirty Dan."

by HockeyNJ May 4, 2010

Dirty Dan

Balancing a guinness on the back of a girls head as she fingers your asshole while she cakefarts at the same time. Best performed on the guys back and the trick is to not spill the Guinness.

I was down to one Guinness last night, so we pushed our luck and tried the Dirty Dan.

by Igotallofit December 30, 2008

Dirty dan

When you shit in your hand then finger a girl

She's a freak bro she even let me give her a dirty dan.

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016

Dirty Dan

A person who despite the situation will always remain in a goofy, ready to bool mood. they are pure comedy gold and will always make you laugh no matter the situation. No matter who you are, they will manage to crack your humor code and make you have the best time. Their comedy is boosted when accompanied by a Huntiewestside, raising their gooney attitude and boolery to the next level, almost on par with Shaggy's godly power.

"Yo, did you meet that kid Luke, he was so funny, I think I pissed myself from laughing so hard."
"Nah, that isn't Luke, thats Dirty Dan."

by Dirty dan smacks ya with a pan June 19, 2019