Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Diplomatic Bukkake

A situation of a more or less synchronous international expulsion of diplomats as a means of expressing contempt with the expelled diplomats' national government's actions or solidarity with the state that had made the expulsion in the first place.

Russia has been suffering a massive diplomatic bukkake ever since the accusations of being liable for the poisoning of an ex-spy in Salisbury in March 2018

by juicefan April 13, 2018

Dikplomatic

When woman discuss the size of a guys penis, and even though he was small, they do not wish to offend since dealing with a sensitive matter. Therefore they are being dikplomatic.

Girl 1 - So was he Big?

Girl 2 - wasn't that big,

easy to suck on lol

and good enough to please.

Girl 1- Your so dikplomatic!!

by JachieChan November 15, 2011

Diplomatic Gum

Gum used to freshen breath before an important meeting or social engagement. Coined by Captain Bruce Ripley on the show Outer Space Astronauts.

The meeting with the visiting ambassadors is about to start. It's time to don our diplomatic hats and bring some diplomatic gum for everyone.

by Tangok1ng March 3, 2010

Diplomacise

To downgrade a hostile moment into a calm and understanding conversation.

The Security Guard stayed calm and was able to diplomacise the situation.

by Wingman1977 January 28, 2018

diplowmatic immunity

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.

by very_clever_pseudonym October 8, 2021

Diplomatic Immunity

The act of forcing a person into vaginal or anal intercourse but by shoving both balls inside the unwilling victim as well as the shaft -the crime receives universal immunity from prosecution. While normally a punishable act, if you get the "triple threat" inside, no legal entity can seek prosecution. This proves that either the victim wanted it and allowed it to happen or the perpetrator was just too damned determined not to get caught.

Mark: "Did Joel force that girl to have sex with him? That is a serious crime."
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"

Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"

by Duckhead_ November 20, 2013