I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.
by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008
Get the Deodorant Dingleberries mug.My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.
by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017
Get the dingleberry bandit mug.A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.
Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
Get the Dingleberryologist mug.A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.
by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008
Get the dingleberry jam mug.When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.
Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.
Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011
Get the Jingleberries mug.A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.
*Plink*
Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!
Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!
Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.
by Joatamon December 28, 2005
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