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dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.
by samiam6977 January 16, 2009
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Dingbat

A ridiculous, silly or stupid person.

The word 'dingbat' originally refers to to a character or symbol used in typesetting which gives an instruction to the printer. These should be removed before the text is published, but were occasionally left in by mistake. The character made no sense to non-typesetters and the association of "dingbat" with "nonsense" and "forgetfulness" carried over to describe people.
Julia's such a dingbat, I asked her to buy me yogurt and she got me cream.

This end of year report is riddled with inaccuracies. Looks like we've got a dingbat in the mix.

(sarchastic) Nice one Paul, a spectacular display of ding-battery.
by StaticRabbit January 14, 2010
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dingleberry bandit

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.
My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.
by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017
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Dingleberryologist

A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.
Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
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Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.
I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.
by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008
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dingleberry jam

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.
I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.
by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008
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Dingbat

A term used to describe a very stupid or unintelligent action or person. Has nothing to do with bats or ding.

Synonyms are: dumb, stupid, brainless etc.
Hope asked Emily what a dingbat was since Emily calls her a dingbat very often. Emily then reposponded by calling Hope a dingbat.
by E.W! December 7, 2015
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