dinosaur dad

term used to describe a much older man who marries for the second or third time and fathers a child to keep his young wife happy....

When he walked into the country club dining room pushing a stroller,Paul looked around and realized he was the only dinosaur dad there.
See Larry King,Paul McCartney,Donald Trump

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

rawr im a dinosaur

"rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur language. "I'm a dinosaur" is fairly self explanatory.

Louise and Claire were really good friends and Louise wanted to show it so Louise turned to Claire and said "rawr im a dinosaur" and Claire smiled because she understood.

by friendofgingergandalf February 13, 2012

Dinosaur crunch

The best ice cream ever. Period. End Of Story. Blue Vanilla, Marshmallows, Oreos. I win. Dinosaur crunch wins. Whoever has had it wins. Whoever hasn't had it loses. It's almost like having an orgy in your mouth. With hott girls too. No other guys...just hott girls.

Dinosaur crunch eater: Dude, have you ever tried Dinosaur crunch?

Non-dinosaur crunch eater: No, why?

Dinosaur crunch eater: God your a dbag.

by J Tizzle Televizzle August 26, 2006

Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC

Slang cultural reference to the wider choices we have to make each day between either a state of joy and inspired childlike wonder or facing the terrible truth of our more pitiable human-created circumstances.

Well I must admit that when facing the “Dinosaur Train v. MSNBC” choice, I have opted happily for the T. Rex and Triceratops crowd in order to avoid the impulse to start cutting on myself over something else these DC mafia wiseguys are saying or doing!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Dinosaur Earth Society

A group of enlightened geniuses who believe that the Earth is not round, nor is the Earth flat. It is not a taco, a dick, a cube, a square, Mario, a donut, or any other shape NASA made to distract the truth. We believe that Earth is shaped like a dinosaur (to be exact, a velociraptor. We follow Dinosaur Earth on every social media. We believe that our lord and savior is our king Waluigi because we follow Wahism.

"Wow. Those dinosaur earthers over there are so smart, muscular and handsome! I believe the Earth is a dinosaur now. I just joined the Dinosaur Earth Society.

by A Devoted Dinosaur Earther July 11, 2019

Dinosaurism

The religion of all religions. It was created by two special* girls who are not fooled by the age old "God" theory and prefer to believe in something that has actually existed. When in times of moral indecision stop and ask yourself, "What would dinosaurs do?" (W.W.D.D) T-Rex is of course large and in charge. When praying to him you must always make your hands into T-rex claws. Accept dinosaurs as your lord and savior and everything in life will fall into place. Or not.

*unemployed

I knew these two girls that practice Dinosaurism and they're the mother flippin!

by brontawhoreus August 15, 2008

dinosaur act

an act or performance that has been going on so long and/or used so often that is no longer has any effect

It was obvious his apologies were only a dinosaur act.

When her husband left, it was no surprise. His presence had long been a dinosaur act.

by Cursiveanna May 5, 2008